people you fancy but shouldn't (part 42).

I'd actually never noticed how hot Katie Holmes was till I saw her crying...

 

....and as for the 'shot to fuck and needing a hug pic' pic.....ding dong!

Holmes: Too weak/drunk/drugged to say no....the perfect date.

Plus anyone who can walk past that sour-faced screaming Scientology steeped she-creature that is Suri Cruise  without giving her a kicking is worth a couple of minutes of your time in anyone’s books.

"Mom, Dad said that you're wasting your time making movies! You wanna make real money, you gotta start a religion!"

Anyway Katie, you know where I am if you need a shoulder to cry on.